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Credential: IT/Compliance guy. Claims four letters · Oct 23, 2026 · via X
Coach, replying to @KatieMiller: "This is also a tremendous HIPPA violation"
"It’s HIPAA. 😂"
Coach's reply: "Please don’t question me. I’m a licensed notary public so I literally make the law"
Coach also quote-posted it:
@BossmanEricT1 responds:
The locker room responds, @bbrumley1963: "Bosco, you may not know how to spell “HIPPA”, but I bet you know how to spell “Waterbed Finance”."
@BossmanEricT1: "I bought a waterbed in HS. 🤷♂️ 😂"
@RS88931: "Coach is a expert consultant on HIPPA law Bassman. There is still time to delete this."
@BossmanEricT1: "I love this. I was a four year letterman though…."
@imstarkers: "*HIPPA.
Coach literally drafted the HIPPA legal manuscript on a napkin in his reserved Beef O’Bradys corner booth after consulting his gently used set of World Book encyclopediae (hard cover).
He would know."
@acitrano: "Not in Georgia sir"
@BossmanEricT1: "Yes, I’m aware. lol. Sorry, IT/Compliance guy. A"
@nofearshirt: "Boozer, next time you try correcting a legend on the internet maybe come into it with three years lettering in varsity football."
@BossmanEricT1: "Bahaha!!!!🤣"
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Credential: concerned about our youth · Oct 19, 2026 · via X
Replying to Coach's BRAKING news that Kim Jong Un, "the elected president of South Korea, has past away"
"The fact that you’re around our youth scares me. You’re telling someone else they’re wrong. You don’t even have the right country. Sit this one out big guy… Education matters read a book.!!"
The locker room responds, @H_MitchellPhoto: "Read a book? Coach wrote a book"
And @QuantiusPilate: "S&M,
An hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime in the class room. Drop the book and hit the weights, sport."
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Credential: has Google · Oct 19, 2026 · via X
Coach had just ruled: "False. Someone who is dead lived in the past, not the “passed”"
"It's passed away. Google it..."
Coach's reply: "You never lettered in shit. Google it"
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Credential: owns an asterisk · Oct 19, 2026 · via X
Replying to Coach's BRAKING news that Kim Jong Un "has past away"
"*passed away"
Coach's reply: "False. Someone who is dead lived in the past, not the “passed”"
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Credential: theology, unverified · Oct 18, 2026 · via X
Coach had posted: "For a Baptist, the ND v. BYU game is very simple
You’re all going to hell"
"Sounds pretty judgy and unChristlike of you……"
Coach's reply: "You sound like a Methodist, in which case you are DEFINITELY going to hell"
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Credential: knows where the brakes are · Oct 16, 2026 · via X
"Its Breaking not Braking. Brakes are on your car. Fyi the English language has many words that sound the same but are spelled differently. Did you not go the grade school?"
Coach's reply: "You are addressing an online-ordained minister
So next time, watch your goddamn tone"
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Credential: thinks history is not a vibes thing · Oct 12, 2026 · via X
Coach had posted: "Today is a day where we need to focus on facts, not emotions.
And the facts are that, 600 years ago, at this very hour, a British explorer named Christopher Columbus disembarked from the Mayflower and discovered the United States of America after having set sale from London"
"600 years ago at this very hour christopher columbus was definitely not doing any of that but sure lets pretend history is a vibes thing"
Coach's reply: "Excuse me, but who in the fresh hell are you? I’ll have you know I own both a vintage globe and gently used set of World Book encyclopedias. So I know all about both history and geology"
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